Alien Anomalies

21. december 2009

Hi Everyone,

this morning I found a Christmas card in the letterbox, which I wish to share with you all. Its backside is signed KZrzzTZ or KSnssTS ( awful tiny handwriting ) and sender says it comes from Arcturus. Arcturus ?

Unfortunately it `s written in old Delta arcturian. Have tried to translate, but my arcturian isn`t that good anymore, so I beg your pardon in advance.

Original text in cursive.

It goes:                        Peace and understanding to mankind on planet earth.

Dear supporters of the Planetary Truth Project,

my name is KZrzzTZ from Eden, third planet orbiting the sun Arcturus, as you call it, 35 lightyears away, in terms of your space believe system. We are one of the older races, though we have remained young and curious, äh sometimes extremely curious.

Hope the image does not bother you, but we stopped believing in Santa Claus 700 000 years ago, in terms of your time believe system, so I decided, to borrow an exquisite porträt of myself in natural state in natural surrounding from the Arcturian National Gallery.
                                                                        

Wish you receive it well and the censors from Kaan will make an exception.

( Obviously they didn`t . )

We know planet earth for quite a long time and we appreciate the growing Planetary Truth Project. We appreciate to watch the power of youth at work and creativity pointing into the right direction. Companionship is really a nice thing. So let me say: "Well done. Go on."

There`s an advice one of our former politosprirituscientistic leaders gave to us, which is still helpful today. He said:

                                                                                                       "Educate the simple minded,

                                                                                                        sedative the lunatics,

                                                                                                        ignore the trolls

                                                                                                        and feed the profilers."

Go on and maybe one day, who knows, you are be able to follow our invitation: "We would like to welcome you on our planet." There is enough oxygen and we are vegetarians. A lot of bottles of PrTUIhhfy (?) and baskets full of Kntztasts (?) are prepared and stored away, expecting this lucky event. I promise you, our Bolopoporchestra will make your ears swing.

Have a nice Christmas time and a New Year full of enlightenment.

Yours sincerely

KZrzzTZ , HrupProad no. 2 , Eden , Arcturus, 20^th dec. 2009 earthtime.

Ps: Do not mind not answering. Your postcard would need three thousand years to reach us, - in terms of your spacetime believe system.

                                                                  OSD:                Yes, that`s it. We should have a Christmas party together, some day...